Let’s begin with EA. I expected their showcase title to be
Battlefield V, but we saw very little of the game during their
presentation, which is a little strange, because it’s easily the
most impressive title in their upcoming line up.
But that kind of set the stage for the rest of their conference –
lots of tell, but very little show. Even Anthem, a game they
left until last to showcase and dedicate a chunk of time to, only
revealed tiny snippets of actual gameplay interspersed by lots of
talking and concept art.
And the game they decided to give a full gameplay demonstration to? A
Command & Conquer mobile game. In what may be one
of the most embarrassing moments of any E3, two grown men were
brought on stage, one of whom was described as a ‘competitive
mobile gaming phenomenon’ (whatever the f**k that means) to sit and
play a game on their phones before a live audience.
They announced the title of a new Stars Wars game – Fallen Order
– just the title, not even a logo reveal. They also revealed more
upcoming Battlefront 2 content, but after that disastrous
release, I can’t say I’m particularly interested in acquiring the
title, even on sale.
There was the expected SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS segments, a couple
of smaller, more ‘independent’ titles, although I’m not sure
that’s the right word to use considering they’re backed by EA.
Sea of Solitude looked interesting, but I’m glad I didn’t
watch this conference live, otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to
spin through all the tedious talk which preceded the gameplay
footage.
I have practically zero interest in Anthem, and their presentation
didn’t change that. The only game I’m really interested in from
EA is Battlefield V – and that’s not thanks to this poor
conference, but to actual match footage released onto YouTube
following the show.
I’ve not actually bought a Battlefield game since the original
1942, so maybe this is a good time to return to the series. The new
multi-stage multiplayer mode looks neat, as does the destructible
terrain and cosmetic customisation.
The fortification feature also looks like a great addition. I can’t
say I care too much about a Battle Royale mode – because, of
course there will be one – but at least they’re not
cutting other modes to introduce it – take note, Call of Duty. I’ll
be sure to give any BETA a spin and it’s one I’ll consider
picking up – if they don’t find a way to f**k it all up. I said
the same thing about Battlefront 2, and we all know how that turned
out.
Microsoft certainly came out swinging, but I guess they had
to. It feels like they’ve become kind of irrelevant over the last
year or so. The only title they had coming up that I was actually
interested in was Scalebound – which they then cancelled.
Unlike EA, there was very little talk. They showcased 50 upcoming
games – an impressive line up, but not as impressive as it might
seem. Why? Well, the vast majority of these are multi-platform
titles, so if this presentation was supposed to convince me to pick
up an X-Box One, it didn’t do a very good job.
They opened their show with Halo: Infinite. This should have
been the jewel in their crown – the game you end with, not
open with. Instead, they ended with Cyberpunk 2077 –
another multi-platform title. Don’t get me wrong, it was a great
way to go out with a bang, but it’s not a great way of selling your
hardware.
We didn’t really see or learn anything about Halo: Infinite, so how
can anyone be excited about what was essentially just a title reveal?
The Cyberpunk 2077 trailer looked great though, and it seemed to me
to be a carefully presented statement of intent.
I think a lot of people have preconceived notions about how Cyberpunk
will look, but as the developers have repeatedly said – they’re
not making Blade Runner: The Game. Instead of a moody, rainy city at
night, we got a trailer set almost entirely during the day,
showcasing a great variety of environments and characters.
We also took a look at Ori 2 – I loved the first Ori, so I’m
looking forward to this, unless they make it a Windows 10 exclusive
in which case they can get f**ked. There was a new From Software game
called Sekiro which looked pretty fun, and a short look at
Metro: Exodus, which I hope can improve upon the previous two
Metro games. They were good, but not great, and I hope Exodus can
take that next step up.
Bethesda teased a little more of Fallout 76 before their own
conference, promising it to be 4 times larger than Fallout 4, which
likely means 4 times as many quest breaking bugs. We saw some of The
Division 2 which looked like . . . more The Division,
which was a mindlessly fun, if forgettable game, so I hope the sequel
can deliver a more compelling story and diverse experience.
There was the new Tomb Raider, which I’m sure I’ll enjoy,
but I really wish we’d stop with the ‘Trinity’ story shit. It’s
so f**king dull. We also got a Devil May Cry 5 trailer, which
is a series I’ve never played but this one looks like it might be
fun.
And finally, we got a Dying Light 2 demo which, once again,
will hopefully take a step up from the good, if somewhat forgettable
original, into something great. Oh, and then they showcased a Gears
5 demo, but I’ve still not got around to finishing 3, and I
can’t say I care too much about the ‘Gears Universe’. Why are
they trying to turn it into some big, emotionally serious thing?
Who
the f**k takes Gears of War that seriously? It’s a series about
burly men with chainsaw guns cleaving monsters into two. At least,
that’s the series as I remember it, not hardcore soldiers having
long, tedious conversations and a little cry before hugging it out.